What Each Myers-Briggs Type Does At A Party
INFP – Tells everyone at the party how much they love them and then drunk dials their ex and cries.
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Heidi Priebe
ENFP – Makes BEST FRIENDS FOREVER with everyone they talk to for five minutes.
INFP – Tells everyone at the party how much they love them and then drunk dials their ex and cries.
ISTJ – Stays mostly sober and low-key judges everyone else for acting like a drunken idiot.
ESFP – Table dances.
ENFJ – Frantically scans the room for anyone who looks lonely, then introduces him or her to every single person at the party.
INFJ – Reluctantly holds a counseling session in the bathroom with some drunk girl they don’t know.
ESFJ – Tells everyone else’s secrets.
ISFJ – Spends the evening holding back the hair of whichever of their friends starts puking first.
ISFP – Secretly hooks up with someone in the basement.
ESTP – Gets into a bar fight.
ISTP – Decides it would be fun to Unicycle on the roof and ends up in the hospital.
ESTJ – Makes boisterous, usually offensive jokes to anyone who’s willing to listen.
ENTJ – Networks the shit out of the party and wakes up with fourteen competitive job offers.
ENTP – Spurs a massive argument then leaves.
INTP – Smokes too much weed and wanders off from the party, accidentally ending up in the next town over.
INTJ – Takes scheduled hydration breaks in an attempt to reduce the impact of their inevitable morning-after hangover.