Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Honestly, stop oversharing on Facebook. No one needs to know the details of your latest shot at going gluten-free or the ups and downs of your relationship. Chill out and keep some things to yourself.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

You looooove attention and it’s really irritating for the people around you. You always want to be the life of the party and it can be exhausting.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

You think that because you took one psychology class in college, you can tell everyone what’s wrong with them and it’s seriously annoying.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

Even the smallest inconveniences are the end of the world to you. There was traffic? You rant about it on Twitter. The barista got your coffee order wrong? You talk about it the rest of the day. You really sweat the small stuff.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

You think that anyone who doesn’t think the exact same way you do is insane. What’s really insane is how obnoxious it is to hear your moral superiority played out over and over again.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

You try to control everything around you, including your friends, partner and family. Even if everyone just wants a chill vacation, you want to schedule every second of every day. Relax.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

You’re really bitter and you let it bleed into every area of your life. If someone says something positive, you immediately counter with an overwhelmingly negative story. It’s ridiculous.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

You’re completely insecure and always need affirmation from everyone around you. It’s really irritating to the people who constantly have to convince you that you’re actually worth it.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

You’re constantly late to everything and you completely shun rules and authority. It was fun when you were a teenager but now it’s just annoying when the rest of the people in your life have moved on from that kind of behavior.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

You’re so optimistic that sometimes it’s exhausting for other people to be around you. It’s okay to have a bad day once in a while, ya know?!

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

You constantly talk about the “good old days” and can’t move on from the past. It’s time to move on.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

If you feel something, you immediately have to tell people without any thought of the consequences. People really wish you would just take your time and think things through.