College: First Semester Vs. Second Semester
Homework
First semester: I have an assignment due tomorrow. Maybe I should get just a little less sleep.
Second semester: I wonder how much coffee it would take to kill someone?
Getting to class
First semester: My class is in twenty minutes. I’d better head out.
Second semester: My class is in two minutes. I’d better head out.
Food
First semester: This Dining Commons is so good. I can’t believe we’re going to eat this every day.
Second semester: Forget it. I’m going to Subways.
The freshman 15
First semester: Is it true that in college, freshmen gain fifteen pounds?
Second semester: Is it true that we have twelve all-you-can-eat sushi places?
Professors
First semester: I heard that this is one of the best professors on campus. We should sign up.
Second semester: I heard that this professor once did Gangnam style in class. We should sign up.
Classes
First semester: Do you know how many exploratory I can take before I have to take more that are related to my major?
Second semester: Do you know what the easiest GE classes are?
Grades
First semester: Was it a good course? Did it change your life?
Second semester: Was it a good course? Did you get an A or B?
Classmates
First semester: Sorry, what is your name again? Are you in my discussion section?
Second semester: Sorry, what is your name again? Do you even go here?
Social activities
First semester: It was an awesome night. We watched a movie and then went bowling
Second semester: It was an awesome night. We finished the problem set and then studied for three hours
First semester: I’m on Facebook. I should really get back to stuff.
Second semester: I’m on Facebook. 
