I am in mourning. For starters, there’s that thing that happened on November 5th; but on top of that, there’s the fact that Agatha All Along has ended. Mind you, I haven’t watched a Marvel TV show since Loki Season 1, but from what I understand, Agatha All Along has improved upon everything that arrived in the interim. As Agatha Harkness, Kathryn Hahn has once again managed to make evil look good, whereas AAA’s incredible supporting cast brought laughs and lore aplenty. I mean, this show stars Patti Freakin’ LuPone. Also gay stuff. Suck it, Project 2025.

However, it isn’t time to mourn just yet, because AAA’s showrunner Jac Schaeffer recently refused to tell The Wrap whether or not a Season 2 was out of the question. Meanwhile, Agatha All Along has been submitted to the Emmys as a Comedy instead of a Limited Series, indicating that its life span may not be limited, either.  That said, if we’re likely getting a Season 2, then why haven’t we begun wildly speculating on this hit show already? Let’s get to it! 

Here are our 5 unhinged predictions.

***spoilers, obviously****

1. Agatha launches a successful black market ghost trafficking ring 

One of the biggest reveals of the two-part Agatha All Along season finale was that the Road never existed. Agatha had invented it to trap witches and absorb their power, murdering them, and Billy had been creating an imaginary Road using his own preconceptions, memories, and Chaos Magic. (Sidenote: It’s a testament to Kathryn Hahn’s performance that we didn’t unequivocally hate Agatha after learning that she’s a full-fledged, murderous sociopath.) That said, Agatha wouldn’t be Agatha without her sarcastic quips and adorably psychopathic behavior, so be on the lookout for another complex scam in Season 2. That said, now that Agatha is a ghost, she’ll likely set her sights on other ghosts, defrauding them of their ectoplasm and selling it on Amazon. All she’ll have to do is claim that there’s a Ghost Road where the winner gets to do lines with the ghost of Anna Nicole Smith. The naïve ghosts will attend in droves.

2. Billy’s boyfriend Eddie is teased to be Hulkling for the entire season, only to become another dumb pun

While Billy’s boyfriend Eddie (Miles Gutierrez-Riley) is just a normal queer human in Agatha All Along, he is actually a normal queer superhuman in Marvel Comics – Hulkling, to be exact. It’s true! I accidentally saw Wiccan and Hulkling make out in the comics once when I did a Google Image Search for “Chris Evans gay.” Just look up “In the Name of the Honeymoon” written by Tini Howard. In any case, the creators of Agatha All Along had actually planned to make Eddie into Hulkling, but backed off at the last minute. That said, considering what WandaVision did with Ralph Bohner (Evan Peters), there’s nothing stopping the Agatha All Along braniacs from making us think that Eddie is Hulkling, only to reveal at the last minute that he’s just a regular guy named Alfred FartFace. (We’ll also learn that the show’s executive producer is required to let his twelve-year-old son write one joke per season as part of his divorce settlement.)

3. Tommy Maximoff’s brother becomes trapped inside the body of Patti LuPone

At first, Agatha All Along seemed like it was setting up a series focused on Billy Maximoff’s (Joe Locke) Wiccan. At the very least, it seemed to be teasing a tie-in with the Young Avengers. But now that a Season 2 is likely on its way, the show will probably follow up on that cliffhanger involving Billy and Ghost Agatha. Namely, Billy and Ghost Agatha will start searching for Billy’s brother, Tommy, whose soul was transposed into the body of a drowning boy. However, I would argue that if there’s one thing Agatha All Along was missing, it was more Patti LuPone; also, Marvel has rarely left a dead character dead. So, what’s stopping Billy from having an ADHD brain fart mid-soul transfer and accidentally transferring Tommy into Patti LuPone? And I don’t mean LuPone’s character, Lilia. I’m talking about actual Patti LuPone. Season 2 of Agatha All Along will open with LuPone belting out “The Ladies Who Lunch” in the Vietnam touring production of Company, only to suddenly become possessed by a nine-year-old boy mid-song and crave FunDip. 

4. Agatha’s coven returns from the dead and kills her again

What do both MCU characters and the residents of Pyke in Game of Thrones have in common? What is dead may never die. Characters in the MCU simply don’t stay dead, even when other characters stress that they’re “very dead” and “not coming back, ever.” Thus, I don’t believe for a second that we’ll never see Sharon Davis (Debra Jo Rupp), Alice Wu-Gulliver (Ali Ahn), or Lilia Calderu (Patti LuPone) again. Their ghosts will join the living Jen Kale (Sasheer Zamata) and exact revenge upon Agatha for ruining their lives, then throw a party with the ghosts of Iron Man, Black Widow, and several cat-people who blew up at the end of The Marvels.

5. We learn that the entire second Trump presidency was an illusion created by Billy Maximoff’s mind

And queer people’s rights were never taken away, and everyone lived happily ever after.