If You Ever Hear Someone Talk About The ‘Tick Tock Man’ — Stay Far, Far Away

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Goddamn it, this is hard…

How do I even begin to tell you about the…the fucking nightmare I’ve been through.

Give me a moment…let me gather my thoughts…let me prepare myself to relive the events that led me here. You’re going to think I’m insane…you’re going to think this isn’t true. I can’t say I blame you. I still have a hard time believing any of this is real…

But Jesus…the things I’ve seen.


It’s been five years now. Five confusing, hard years. You can’t comprehend what I’ve had to go through. There’s no way you’ll ever know what I’ve been forced to surrender. You can’t fathom how many things I’ve had to relearn. And there are still so many questions that absolutely terrify me…

But I’m rambling. I told myself I was going to sit down and record everything that happened. I suppose I should start from the beginning.

Christ…I don’t even know where the beginning is anymore.

The watch.

It started with the watch. I bought it at a flea market on the day I was going to meet Megan for the first time. I had a date with her that night. A blind date, something one of our mutual friends set up. But, but the watch, that fucking watch…some kid was selling it at a table, along with dozens of others.

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