Eight People Went Missing On The Saint Lawrence River And I Know What’s Happened To Them

April 14th 2015. 5:15 PM.

I think I’m going crazy. As I was putting out the fire, I could have sworn I saw what looked like a 5 foot long cobra slither out from the woods behind my house. It was a good 30 feet away, so I moved a tiny bit closer to get a better look. But as I was moving around, I lost sight of the snake, I pulled out binoculars to look, but it was gone. That’s impossible, it was huge, and cobras are definitely not known to be seen in New York…

April 14th 2015. 9:22 PM.

I just heard the police vehicles finally leaving on the road that leads to the dock. I looked and saw what looked like four police vans and those same trucks from earlier speeding away. It was pretty weird, but at least the river smell is gone.

April 15th 2015. 1:15 AM.

I just got out of the shower. I feel like throwing up. I woke up just after midnight to a horrible smell. It smelled like rotten flesh! I walked around the house to see what it was. It took a few minutes before I realized that the stench was coming from the front door. I put on a medical mask I had been using while painting Saturday. When I walked around the porch, I saw…A PILE AT LEAST 2 FEET HIGH OF ROTTEN BASS! I threw up in the mask and was about to run inside when I saw a piece of folded paper sitting at the top of the pile. Against my better judgement I knelt down, picked it up, and ran inside. I unfolded the paper and saw that it was a word document. Typed in a huge font was: “UNDER PROTECTION OF THE SERPENT.”

I’m beginning to regret coming here this week.