Chrissy Stockton

He needed 24/7 medical care for 13 days in order to get rid of the bacteria and says Cabin Fever’s special effects are totally accurate.

*Spoilers*

“I never wanted to be your mother.”

The new ladies of Love is Blind.

Any contenders here?

This time, the cast comes from Minneapolis.

“That’s not a knife — THIS is a knife!”

Looking for more satirical dark comedies?

“Don’t believe anything you read on social media these days.”

“It was the most amazing time and the fact that we were also allowed to rent the entire house out for our close friends and family to stay at made it all that much better.”

The first big scare is just 30 minutes in.

“In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishap, and no escapes.”

Yes, that’s Dr. Will from Big Brother.

“Given the right circumstances, I guess anyone is capable of murder.”

If he was a celebrity, Roman would have been acting in the TV show Sweet Valley High while making trips to Woodsboro to convince Billy Loomis to become Ghostface — which is just weird to imagine.

If the Black character always dies first in a horror movie, what happens when all the main characters are Black?

To be fair, the rest of us were shocked by that twist too.

These movies are darkly comedic depictions of wealthy elites.