WE GET IT NICK VIALL

Hi Nick

I heard you’re the next ‘Bachelor’

You’re about to bang date 25 beautiful women

and find fame love

Also happened to notice you’re nearly perfect complexion

And chiseled bod

And jealousy-inducing pupper

And this other fluffer

Just wondering, can u like, stop?

Seriously?

We get it, you’re perfect

WE GET IT.

Related

More From Thought Catalog