The Support Group Each Zodiac Sign Needs

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Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

A support group for people who think sky-diving is an acceptable first date activity.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

A support group for people who need to take “emotions as a second language” classes.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

A support group for people who are wildly passionate about becoming painters one week, and going to culinary school the next. The location and time of this support group will be changed approximately 50 times from week to week.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

A support group for people who are always crying at inconvenient times.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

A support group for people who feel unappreciated if they receive less than five compliments a day.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

A support group for people who think making spreadsheets is an acceptable form of entertainment.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

A support group for people who can’t be happy unless everyone around them is also happy.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

A support group for people who just want to recapture the high of winning their first verbal argument.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

A support group for people who are tired of people telling them to take things seriously.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

A support group for people who are exhausted from being perfect all the time.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

A support group for people who don’t understand conventional society and would like to form their own, based on principles they’ve only read about in books.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

A support group for people who wish everyone would just chill out and leave them alone so they can make art or read. TC mark

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