What Your Favorite Bro On This Season Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Says About You

Chase

Your summer uniform is cutoff jean shorts and strappy sandals. You own cowboy boots and love country music. Your biggest dating dealbreaker is short men.

Evan

Hm. Erm. Um?

I can definitely tell that you always root for the underdog. You have a soft heart, hate “macho” guys, and would prefer the kind who cries while reading his poetry to you in the candlelight.

Daniel

You definitely had a thing for Edward Cullen.

Nick

You must be a Bachelorette superfan and have read Nick’s bio enough times to actually like him, given that he’s had approximately zero seconds of screen time so far.

Grant

You MAYBE have a firefighter fantasy, but you definitely have a thing for a guy with a nice jawline.

Alex

You’re preppy and like “good guys” — that also happen to have nicely defined muscles. You’re a sucker for a nice smile and a guy who brings flowers for your mom when he meets your parents (and calls your father ‘sir’).

Vinny

You know a lot of people like Vinny in real life. You have a large family and prefer people from a blue collar background because they’re more “real”. You might be from New Jersey.

Wells

You actively seek out skinny guys who are really into music/nerdy. You have a tattoo of one of your pets and make art of some kind. I don’t really know why you’re watching this show ???

James F

You’re really into boxing??? And vaguely middle-aged-douchebag looking guys???

Christian

Your tastes are different than most of your friends. You like to travel, especially places that aren’t North America and Europe. You like small dogs, spicy food, and soccer.

Ali

You think real men have chest hair and have never dated a blonde.

James Taylor

You’re a likeable person with a lot of friends. You’re quick to laugh and slow to yell. You’d take a sweet, dorky guy over a hot meathead any day of the week. You’ve dated long enough that you know what’s really important in a relationship: kindness, maturity, the strength to open up to the other person.

Derek

You’ve never quite gotten over your crush on Jim Halpbert.

Robby

You’re a) a huge fangirl of Jojo’s mom and b) unaware that Robby (probably) has a secret girlfriend back home.

Luke

You’re best friends with your mom and hope your future husband asks your father for “permission” first. But you’re also not as girly as that sounds, you love to be outside and you’re not prissy about getting your hands dirty. You think Jordan kind of looks like a girl.

Jordan

You love football and have one of those deep V PINK shirts supporting your hometown team. You workout with your boyfriend. You prefer dogs to cats. You totally Netflix + Chill.

Chad

Who hurt you? I mean… hm… how can I put this gently: you need to love yourself more. You deserve better than Chad. We all deserve better than Chad even if his not-so-subtle negging would want to make you believe otherwise.

Chances are you’ve dated one or five Chads in your lifetime and are constantly defending them against the rest of the world who sees them for what they are: assholes. But you’re convinced they have this secret sensitive side and you must be super special if they choose to only show it to you. Oh — and you’re “not like other girls.”

That — you you just think he and his meat snacks and protein shakes provide hilarious commentary for a show that tends to take itself a little bit too seriously.