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9 Rules For Surviving Minnesota Winters

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No one’s kidding when we say Minnesota winter’s aren’t for the weak.

It’s not just the cold, though the entire month of January lingers at a few degrees above zero–that’s also just so MUCH of it. For instance, here’s a photo I snapped at my favorite beach May 6th, 2013:

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Most people would lament that there is no spring in sight–but you can see the ice thawing, so there’s something, but seriously, sometimes it feels like winter never ends here, so I’ve come up with some helpful rules to make it through until the waters are warm at Big Island once again.

1. Proper supplies

Get yourself one of these:

Snow brusher / Ice scraper
Snow brusher / Ice scraper

And one of these:

car shovel
car shovel

It snows here. A lot. You will have to scrape ice off your car every morning if you don’t have a garage. Sometimes you will have to dig your car out of a snow pile. See example:

Michael Dolan
Michael Dolan

Tip: in a pinch you can scrape ice off your windows with a non-important card (like a library card or a rewards card-NOT one you can’t live without for a few days if you accidentally break it) and an empty fast food beverage cup can shovel up snow near your tires. Also, it’s Minnesota, so if all else fails approach someone digging out their own car who has adequate supplies and ask for help. It will make their day.

2. Learn how to drive in snow and ice

This is definitely an acquired skill. When your car is slipping on ice even the slowest, safest driver can lose control, but practice in these conditions helps a lot.

One imperative is to drive on snow tires, or at least tires that are not nearing bald. Check them at the beginning of the season. I’ve been driving up a SMALL (but icy) hill and slowed to a stop… before sliding backwards down because my tires couldn’t get any traction on the road. The same goes for snow, you want to spend as little time as possible digging yourself out– to this end it helps a lot of your tires can do some of the work.

The second most obvious (but admittedly hard to follow) tip is to make sure you can actually see before you drive. Yes, it sucks to sit in a below zero car waiting for the windows to defrost, but make sure you can clearly see everything before getting on the road. My favorite tip to make this easier is to heat a corn bag in the microwave while I’m getting ready and hold it in my car while I’m waiting for it to warm up/defrost in the morning. For this, I recommend the Origins Ginger Hug:

Origins Feel Good Hug
Origins Feel Good Hug

Finally, if you do start to fishtail or slip on an icy road, don’t freak out. Don’t keep trying to correct your cars steering–it won’t work. You should be keeping extra distance between you and other cars during this season. Whenever your tires do get a grip, they will move your vehicle in whichever direction they are faced, so overcorrecting the steering can run you off the road–or into traffic.

3. Invest in the ice melting washer fluid

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Amazon

On mornings when you are sick and tired of scraping, it can restore your sanity.

4. Sign up for automated snow emergency alerts

The city of Minneapolis is awesome in providing alerts you can get sent to your phone or email address, or follow on Twitter. If you don’t have the protocol memorized, you can go to their website and it tells you exactly what’s allowed and what’s off limits. You can even input your exact address in the app and it shows you a map of where you can park. No one wants a ticket and a trip to the impound lot because they didn’t make room for the snow plows. Figure out what your city’s rules are and get automatic notifications of when you’d have to move your car if possible.

5. Learn how to get salt stains out of your clothing

Nothing is worse than finding and investing in the perfect pair of jeans or winter shoes and having them covered in salt stains after the first wear. For the unfamiliar, people spread salt literally EVERYWHERE in snowy states during the winter because salt melts the ice and makes everything less slippery. Which is great, except for the fact that it inevitably ends up on your clothing.

6. Eat hearty meals

John Lambert Pearson
John Lambert Pearson

Minnesota winters are no place for a diet. You need hearty meals. A nice hot dish will help you make it through.

7. Make your home cozy

You need a warm, happy thought to think about when you are trudging through the snow on your way home. Keep your slippers by the doors so you can slide into them and out of your wet shoes. Use your fireplace if you have one. Get a down comforter. Also, if you haven’t already discovered wool socks, now is the time to investigate– paired with a long t-shirt or flannel, this is the perfect not too-hot not too-cold cozy bedtime attire

Wool hunting socks
Wool hunting socks

8. Have extra food

It might be hard to believe but every few years there IS a blizzard that’s bad enough that you won’t want to risk driving to the store. If you’re able to stay snuggled inside-do that! My first adult blizzard was a few years ago and stupidly my roommate and I were overdue for a trip to the grocery store. Our friends from a few blocks away made the trek and we cooked all the remaining food left in our apartment that night and ended up with like, venison pineapple nachos. It’s never a bad idea to know you’re able to comfortably able to ride out a storm with friends.

9. Have fun

Shutterstock
Shutterstock

The winter will seem endless if you don’t insert some fun in there. I make a rule with myself that I try to be enchanted by snow and winter until January 1. It doesn’t get very cold until then and snow is still a novelty, especially around the holidays. Only after this milestone am I allowed to get a bad attitude.

At this point, the winter crabbies can be mitigated by enjoying winter only activities like skiing, snowmobiling and ice-fishing. Ice fishing seems like a bros only activity, but it’s actually super fun because (spoiler alert) ice fishing is actually sitting around in a tiny cabin drinking, playing games, and waiting for fish to bite. Same with skiing, you don’t have to be particularly good at it. You can do a few runs on the bunny hill and then sit in the chalet enjoying the fire and a nice Bailey’s and hot chocolate.

For urban people, ice skating is a fun and beautiful winter activity. Try the candle light skating on Lake of the Isles in Minneapolis or Centennial Lakes in Edina (there’s a big fireplace in the warming house!). There’s also skating at The Depot downtown, which is really, really fun and a great night because you can pair it with a fun restaurant

Whatever winter activity is right for you (maybe it’s just making an annual snowman) just make sure you do something you enjoy, it will make the wait for summer that much more enjoyable. TC mark

I asked women to tell the story behind one of their Instagram photos 📸

“This is me on the roof of my building forcing myself to laugh. Every time I make my best friend take photos of me I remember that I’ve been single for 5 years and don’t have anyone to be in the photo with me. I’m just alone. My hair looks good though.”

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Poetry that will change you

This is for the women who are first to get naked, howl at the moon and jump into the sea. This is for the women who seek relentless joy; the ones who know how to laugh with their whole souls. The women who speak to strangers because they have no fear in their hearts. This is for the women who drink coffee at midnight and wine in the morning, and dare you to question it. This is for the women who throw down what they love, and don’t waste time following society’s pressures to exist behind a white picket fence. The women who create wildly, unbalanced, ferociously and in a blur at times. This — is for you.

“When Janne has a new poem written, I shut my life down to do nothing but read it, and then when I turn my life back on, everything is better.” — James Altucher

You’ve never read poetry like this before

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