35.
Was dating a comedian a few years ago so I went to quite a few shows. One night he brought me back to the greenroom to meet Tommy Davidson (who’s just about the nicest guy.) I walk in and sitting on the couch is none other than OJ Simpson. He promptly pulls me down onto his lap and has his drunk girlfiend, who is the spitting image of Nicole Brown Simpson, take a picture of us. She then joked about how I shouldn’t be afraid for my life because “he doesn’t murder brunettes”.
36.
Bill Murray showed up to one of my college football games last year. The marching band noticed and played the Ghostbusters theme song, and he got up on a podium and started conducting them and dancing around. Nobody knows why he was even there to begin with. Our football team sucks.
37.
My pal was dating Danielle Fishel (Topanga) at the time and brought her to our company Christmas party. I’d met her a few times before that when he brought her around, but while we were catching up, she said to me, “I’ve been taking pole dancing class! Want to see?” This is where she proceeded to do a “nice” little dance on an awning pole for me. It was very awkward, yet extremely satisfying.
38.
When I was four I was at a baseball game with my parents and their friends. My sister and I were enjoying some soft serve ice cream cones, when out of nowhere someone is trying to eat my ice cream! Everyone is laughing and telling me it’s ok and to share it, but I was not having it and refuse to let the man have a bite. I later found out that man was Bill Murray. There are pictures, but my parents will have to dig them out.
39.
I was once assigned to shoot video of Paul Simon for my employer who had hired him to play a show. He refused to speak directly to myself or my crew so standing three feet away from him I had to direct my questions to his publicist who would then repeat my questions back to him. He would then direct his responses to his publicist and she’d then repeat his answer to me. It was completely insane. That night I threw away all of my Paul Simon albums & haven’t listened to him since.
