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You’d be surprised at how many kings—from Elvis Presley to King George II—died “on the throne.”

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Her motto was “living well is the best revenge,” but from all reports, she lived a life of endlessly empty sadness.

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Every single time that my father took photos of us there, a strange face appeared above my little sister and so he got scared and never brought us there again.

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In rare instances, gas created due to decomposition of the body after death, a has enough pressure to cause a decomposing pregnant women to expel the fetus. Known as Coffin Birth.

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“You know what you did.”

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Have you ever blocked an ex?

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For at least the past thousand years, attempts to make contact with the tribesmen on this tiny island have resulted in a hail of arrows and spears flung at the intruders, frequently resulting in death. They made headlines late in 2018 when they killed a young American missionary who wanted to spread the Gospel to them.

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Jeffrey Epstein took an insanely lenient plea deal in 2007 despite mountains of evidence against him. Does this insanely wealthy man keep getting away with it because of his ties to the intelligence community?

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“Those are cornfield demons. Stay in the car and you’ll be okay.”

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My best friend believes in spiritual mumbo jumbo like tarot cards and psychic readings and cleansing the house with sage.