When I’m on a flight, I have this terrible habit where I’m suddenly enthralled by everything everyone else is doing around me. Maybe it’s because we’re all in such close quarters (economy class what uppppp) or because I literally have no idea how to entertain myself for the hours we’re in the air, but no matter what it is, the truth is this: if you’re sitting anywhere near me on a plane, I WILL know what you’re doing.
But luckily, it looks as if I’m not the only one! This guy was sitting next to a professor on his flight and happened to notice he was grading midterms for his class — and also that some people didn’t do really well. In particular, one man named Taiwan Jones.
This professor graded tests next to me the whole flight. If there’s a Taiwan Jones at Howard, boy you failed the fuck out ya midterm 😩
— Roy Handy • Photography (@Old_Orleans) October 19, 2017
I doubt he thought anyone would really notice his tweet, but after it went viral, it definitely caught people’s attention. Everyone wanted to #FindTaiwan.
If #FindTaiwan start trending in DC, bruh….😂
— Roy Handy • Photography (@Old_Orleans) October 19, 2017
I live in dc. Should I tag my Howard friends or just let Taiwan enjoy his weekend unknowingly?
— Shantelly (@tellyfitt) October 19, 2017
Taiwan after finding this post pic.twitter.com/z5p3lQet2j
— Zukolaisha's Hot Girl Summer Spirit (@shizzy_snorlax) October 19, 2017
And because this is the Internet, it found its way to Taiwan eventually.
— Taiwan Jones (@JonesTaiwan_) October 20, 2017
LMAOOOO. Well, that’s one way to find out you failed your midterm.
We’re seriously obsessed with the idea that he was just casually scrolling through tweets when this one popped up.
I like to imagine this was you scrolling down the TL then finding the tweet. pic.twitter.com/84bg3ZiL4t
— Tuxedo Mask (@TheLoveBel0w) October 20, 2017
I'm so sorry pic.twitter.com/1cUJRsmI7G
— Keedron Bryant Stan Account (@unfaithfulash) October 20, 2017
Here, someone fixed your profile for you, Taiwan.
— Klint Peterson, Manchild (@KlintonwithaK) October 20, 2017
But even though his failure was broadcasted to thousands online, Taiwan took it all in stride — and maybe even found a new career that doesn’t have to do with a college degree.
Considering I failed my mid term, I feel like I should drop out and pursue the career of a sound cloud rapper
— Taiwan Jones (@JonesTaiwan_) October 20, 2017
If you don’t rap about this on your mixtape, this was all for nothing.