Hello, 911, I’d like to report a crime: people won’t stop making Pennywise pumpkins and I need you to cancel Halloween IMMEDIATELY.
People have basically been obsessing over It (and it’s weirdly sexy clown) since it came out in theaters last month. So I really shouldn’t be surprised that Pennywise The Fuckable Clown is taking over, but honestly, I just wish it would stop.
My bff carved this pumpkin into Pennywise … WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT??? pic.twitter.com/QdvK3sqOHS
— s 🍄 (@seeseenotfound) October 13, 2017
— Matt Johnson (@MatthewAJohnson) October 12, 2017
Do these people have incredible talent? Definitely!!! Do they need to stop right this instance? Yes, immediately!!!
I attempted to make a Pennywise pumpkin 😂 Pumpkinwise? Pennypumpkin? pic.twitter.com/3v63PHqGCa
— Kayla 🌻🎡 (@ferrytothestars) October 14, 2017
— FM96 (@FM96Rocks) October 18, 2017
— Sofie (@SofieSaidSo) October 16, 2017
I don’t mean to be a Halloween buzzkill, but can’t we go back to having cute lil Jack-O-Lanterns with misshapen eyes on our doorsteps? Now Pennywise is following me down every street I go and I CAN’T DEAL.
— CORIN HARDY (@corinhardy) October 11, 2017
— Missouri Mommy (@MissouriMommy1) October 16, 2017
— Jimmy Carmon (@JimmyCarmon) October 3, 2017
— Eric Weiss 🤘💀 (@ZombieRiot) October 11, 2017
I guess this is better than the killer clowns of 2016, but also, can we just stop with clowns for the rest of the century??? Please and thanks.