‘Pennywise Pumpkins’ Are Now A Thing And Halloween Is Officially Cancelled

Killer (pumpkin) clowns are watching your movements down every street you go.

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Pennywise Pumpking Jack-O-Lantern For Halloween
Twitter / @corinhardy
Pennywise Pumpking Jack-O-Lantern For Halloween
Twitter / @corinhardy

Hello, 911, I’d like to report a crime: people won’t stop making Pennywise pumpkins and I need you to cancel Halloween IMMEDIATELY.

People have basically been obsessing over It (and it’s weirdly sexy clown) since it came out in theaters last month. So I really shouldn’t be surprised that Pennywise The Fuckable Clown is taking over, but honestly, I just wish it would stop.

https://twitter.com/igotyoubellarke/status/918868038996385793

https://twitter.com/sarah_haII/status/919727494831525888

https://twitter.com/MatthewAJohnson/status/918535999348756481

Do these people have incredible talent? Definitely!!! Do they need to stop right this instance? Yes, immediately!!!

https://twitter.com/lightpullsmein/status/918995644328620033

https://twitter.com/FM96Rocks/status/920651949401427968

https://twitter.com/SofieSaidSo/status/919754514218983424

I don’t mean to be a Halloween buzzkill, but can’t we go back to having cute lil Jack-O-Lanterns with misshapen eyes on our doorsteps? Now Pennywise is following me down every street I go and I CAN’T DEAL.

https://twitter.com/corinhardy/status/918000916749467648

https://twitter.com/MissouriMommy1/status/919947279813013504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2F

https://twitter.com/JimmyCarmon/status/915167764213587968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2F

https://twitter.com/ZombieRiot/status/918194417332314112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2F

I guess this is better than the killer clowns of 2016, but also, can we just stop with clowns for the rest of the century??? Please and thanks. Thought Catalog Logo Mark