Bryan Brunati

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Bryan Brunati

How To Be Successful At Speed Dating

Listen up, folks! Nobody wants to die alone, but a lot of us will, so with that horrific thought out of the way, let’s make an effort to attach ourselves to someone for the duration of our lives because I’m sure it is more beneficial to cry when there is someone near you.

My Life As An Unintentional Criminal

I recall the feelings of fear and panic shaking off fairly quickly and exhilaration taking over. I was like Clyde without Bonnie because Bonnie had decided to bail on a second date and suggest to me we just be friends. Whatever, I worked better alone anyway.

I’m Married To The Internet

Some people don’t understand our relationship. People say that I should give you space, that I should go outside once in a while.