10 Types Of Moms That Suck

7. The ‘I Lost All My Baby Weight in 5 Hours,’ Mom

From time to time I enjoy playing this game with strangers at the gym where I say I’m trying to lose ‘baby’ weight. This is not exactly a lie. I merely see no reason to inform them my supposed ‘baby’ is almost nine years old (how many months is that?). Not relevant in the least. 

Also— see #6 for further details. 

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