7. The ‘I Lost All My Baby Weight in 5 Hours,’ Mom
From time to time I enjoy playing this game with strangers at the gym where I say I’m trying to lose ‘baby’ weight. This is not exactly a lie. I merely see no reason to inform them my supposed ‘baby’ is almost nine years old (how many months is that?). Not relevant in the least.
Also— see #6 for further details.