10 Types Of Moms That Suck

6. The ‘Always Super Chipper and Well Dressed,” Mom

I hate you. 

No really, I just… hate you. I’m 100% sure you sold your soul to Satan, or maybe Martha Stewart. Nope, don’t even speak to me, I feel more disgusting and unworthy the closer you get. I’m not even sure these Yoga pants are clean, I may have worn them to the gym yesterday, who even knows anymore?

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