4. The ‘My Baby is 57 and a Half Months Old,’ Mom
Your kid is not 20 months old; your kid is over a year old, maybe even a year and a half old, but for the love of sweet, beautiful baby Jesus, after a year, months should no longer be used to reference the age of your child. That’s like forcing complete strangers to do math the very first time you meet them, and that’s grounds for irrational hatred. And I mean completely warranted, pure, unadulterated, but still irrational, hatred.