BenSaucier

Pink slime, burger bandits, LamburgerKing, and hot coffee. A summary of today’s major culinary news.

Welcome to the small town of Obamaville: a ghost town populated by abandoned playgrounds, crows, and televisions playing constant footage of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Perpetual failure Geraldo Rivera took a break from exposing US military positions in Iraq to blame the slaying of Trayvon Martin on his hoodie.

Tim Tebow has been traded to the New York Jets. The football-slinging messiah and the city of New York is a match made in heaven. Here’s why.

The city erupted. People spilled into the streets. Like a pack of migrating wildebeests, the drunken hockey faithful formed a collective whole and pushed towards the TD Garden.

Take over a building. Why not the library? All you need to do is show up and then refuse to leave. It is the most effective way of getting your point (perhaps justice in a far away land) across and in no way inconveniences other students. Make sure to bring your nalgene full of greentea and your macbook, because you may be there for hours!

She is one of many featured on TLC’s new show “My Strange Addiction” premiering December 29th at 9 pm. I believe that slots it right between “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” and “Hoarders: Buried Alive”.

Ryan’s article on How to Live in NYC didn’t warn me about this. Pissed off drivers duke it out in the middle of the street and a garbage can is thrown. Video inside.