(March 21st to April 19th)
Avoid social media like the god damn plague!!!
(April 20th to May 21st)
You’re the furthest thing from alone; just because you don’t have a romantic love life right now doesn’t mean you’re lacking love.
(May 22nd to June 21st)
You got your heart broke and it sucks a lot, but don’t let this day ruin all the progress you’ve built.
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
You think Valentine’s Day is stupid anyways so spare the sad vibes and head to the bar with your single friends.
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Buy a bottle of wine and a heart shaped pizza, invite the girls over and have a total chick flick fest.
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
You’re a fucking rockstar, you don’t need a man to be happy and you already know that.
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
It’s okay that you feel sad and dread this day, just because it sucks this year doesn’t mean it will suck forever.
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
You don’t need a man to buy you a giant bear and a box of chocolates, treat yo’self girl!
(November 23rd to December 21st)
Who cares if you’re alone this year – be positive – at least you’re not with all those jerks you used to date!
(December 22nd to January 20th)
Use this ‘holiday’ as a perfect excuse to veg out and not feel guilty at all.
(January 21st to February 18th)
You don’t need a man to take you out – take yourself out or invite one of your single guy friends out just to hang out and celebrate the single life.
(February 19th to March 20th)
If you’re that lonely still after you’ve had a good cry at your favorite movie, just get on Tinder, there are plenty of dudes who are still looking for someone to take out.