This Is What Your Tinder Bio Should Really Say Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Zechariah Lee
Zechariah Lee

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

โ€œLooking for someone to join my competitive trivia night team ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†. Losers, drop outs, and basically brain dead need not apply.โ€

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

โ€œItโ€™s not that I have to be right. Iโ€™m just never wrong.โ€

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

โ€œMama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know which side of me youโ€™re gonna get. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ˆโ€

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

โ€œPay attention to me.โ€

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

โ€œLooking for someone to treat me like a queen/king.โ€

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

โ€œWanna play a fun game? Who will I dislike more: you or myself?โ€

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

โ€œIโ€™m afraid of dying alone.โ€

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

โ€œIโ€™m dead inside.โ€

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

โ€œLiving ๐Ÿ™Œ Loving โค๏ธ Laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wanderlust ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒโ€

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

โ€œIโ€™m going to introduce you to my family earlier than youโ€™re comfortable with.โ€

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

โ€œShy on the street, but a freak in the sheets ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

โ€œTo be honest, Iโ€™m probably crying right now.โ€ Thought Catalog Logo Mark

Ari Eastman

โœจ real(ly not) chill. poet. writer. mental health activist. mama shark. โœจ

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