
Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
โLooking for someone to join my competitive trivia night team ๐๐๐. Losers, drop outs, and basically brain dead need not apply.โ
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
โItโs not that I have to be right. Iโm just never wrong.โ
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
โMama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know which side of me youโre gonna get. ๐๐โ
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
โPay attention to me.โ
Leo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
โLooking for someone to treat me like a queen/king.โ
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
โWanna play a fun game? Who will I dislike more: you or myself?โ
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
โIโm afraid of dying alone.โ
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
โIโm dead inside.โ
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
โLiving ๐ Loving โค๏ธ Laughing ๐ Wanderlust ๐๐โ
Capricorn
(December 22nd to January 20th)
โIโm going to introduce you to my family earlier than youโre comfortable with.โ
Aquarius
(January 21st to February 18th)
โShy on the street, but a freak in the sheets ๐๐๐โ
Pisces
(February 19th to March 20th)
โTo be honest, Iโm probably crying right now.โ