27 Of The Most Ridiculous Rap Lyrics You Can Use To Up Your Instagram Game

Chance the Rapper ft. 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne - No Problem
Chance the Rapper ft. 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne – No Problem

1.

“I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin.”

Nicki Minaj, “Roman’s Revenge”

2.

“Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons.”

Lil’ Kim, “Queen Bitch”

3.

“They told me to change, they called me names, and so I popped one. Opinion’s are like assholes and everybody’s got one.”

Salt-N-Pepa, “None Of Your Business”

4.

“Run shit like diarrhea.”

2 Chainz, Chance The Rapper’s “No Problem”

5.

“Now if I fuck this model, And she just bleached her asshole, And I get bleach on my T-shirt, I’mma feel like an asshole.”

Kanye West, “Father Stretch My Hands, Pt. 1

6.

“Ayy I’m just feelin’ my vibe right now. I’m feelin’ myself.”

– Desiigner, “Panda”

7.

“Go downtown and eat it like a vulture.”

– Missy Elliot, “Work It”

8.

“Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum.”

– Drake, “Pop Style

9.

“This dick ain’t free.”

– Kendrick Lamar, “For Free? (Interlude)”

10.

“Nothing can stop me, I’m all the way up.”

– Fat Joe, “All The Way Up”

11.

“Let’s make a movie, are we moving too fast? Who cares? You’re my new bae.”

– Vic Mensa, “New Bae”

12.

“Girl you standin’ right there lookin’ so amazing.”

– Migos, “Say Sum”

13.

“I keep it O.G watchin episodes of O.C.”

– Living Legends, “Brand New”

14.

“All these bitches is my sons.”

– Nicki Minaj, “Did It On’Em”

15.

“I go on and on. Can’t understand how I last so long.”

– TOO $HORT, “Blow The Whistle”

16.

“If you got money, and you know it. Take it out your pocket and show it.”

– Lil’ Wayne, “Got Money”

17.

“Don’t ask me shit, make me lie to you motherfucker.”

— T.I., “Dope”

18.

“I don’t know what you heard about me. But a bitch can’t get a dollar outta me. No Cadillac, no perms, you can’t see, That I’m a motherfuckin’ P.I.M.P.”

– 50 Cent, “P.I.M.P.”

19.

“Bitch I’m back out my coma.”

– Kanye West, “Hold My Liquor”

20.

“To fuck with me you need a reservation.”

– Big Sean,”Who I Am”

21.

“I’m an ordinary person but I’m paid.”

– Lil Boosie, “Wipe Me Down”

22.

“When the pimp’s in the crib ma, drop it like it’s hot.”

– Snoop Dogg, “Drop It Like It’s Hot”

23.

“I be that pretty motherfucker.”

– A$AP Rocky, “Peso”

24.

“They say I act like I’m the man, cause motherfucka I am.”

– J. Cole, “I’m The Man”

25.

“Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs. And her booty is why God invented my balls.”

– Kanye West, Lloyd Banks, “Start It Up”

26.

“Button start the foreign, oh my God I’m gorgeous.”

– Kevin Gates, “2 Phones”

27.

“All I do is win win win no matter what.”

– DJ Khaled, “All I Do Is Win” TC mark

Ari Eastman

✨ real(ly not) chill. poet. writer. mental health activist. mama shark. ✨

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