27 Of The Most Ridiculous Rap Lyrics You Can Use To Up Your Instagram Game
"Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs. And her booty is why God invented my balls."
By
Ari Eastman

1.
“I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin.”
– Nicki Minaj, “Roman’s Revenge”
2.
“Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons.”
– Lil’ Kim, “Queen Bitch”
3.
“They told me to change, they called me names, and so I popped one. Opinion’s are like assholes and everybody’s got one.”
– Salt-N-Pepa, “None Of Your Business”
4.
“Run shit like diarrhea.”
– 2 Chainz, Chance The Rapper’s “No Problem”
5.
“Now if I fuck this model, And she just bleached her asshole, And I get bleach on my T-shirt, I’mma feel like an asshole.”
– Kanye West, “Father Stretch My Hands, Pt. 1
6.
“Ayy I’m just feelin’ my vibe right now. I’m feelin’ myself.”
– Desiigner, “Panda”
7.
“Go downtown and eat it like a vulture.”
– Missy Elliot, “Work It”
8.
“Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum.”
– Drake, “Pop Style”
9.
“This dick ain’t free.”
– Kendrick Lamar, “For Free? (Interlude)”
10.
“Nothing can stop me, I’m all the way up.”
– Fat Joe, “All The Way Up”
11.
“Let’s make a movie, are we moving too fast? Who cares? You’re my new bae.”
– Vic Mensa, “New Bae”
12.
“Girl you standin’ right there lookin’ so amazing.”
– Migos, “Say Sum”
13.
“I keep it O.G watchin episodes of O.C.”
– Living Legends, “Brand New”
14.
“All these bitches is my sons.”
– Nicki Minaj, “Did It On’Em”
15.
“I go on and on. Can’t understand how I last so long.”
– TOO $HORT, “Blow The Whistle”
16.
“If you got money, and you know it. Take it out your pocket and show it.”
– Lil’ Wayne, “Got Money”
17.
“Don’t ask me shit, make me lie to you motherfucker.”
— T.I., “Dope”
18.
“I don’t know what you heard about me. But a bitch can’t get a dollar outta me. No Cadillac, no perms, you can’t see, That I’m a motherfuckin’ P.I.M.P.”
– 50 Cent, “P.I.M.P.”
19.
“Bitch I’m back out my coma.”
– Kanye West, “Hold My Liquor”
20.
“To fuck with me you need a reservation.”
– Big Sean,”Who I Am”
21.
“I’m an ordinary person but I’m paid.”
– Lil Boosie, “Wipe Me Down”
22.
“When the pimp’s in the crib ma, drop it like it’s hot.”
– Snoop Dogg, “Drop It Like It’s Hot”
23.
“I be that pretty motherfucker.”
– A$AP Rocky, “Peso”
24.
“They say I act like I’m the man, cause motherfucka I am.”
– J. Cole, “I’m The Man”
25.
“Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs. And her booty is why God invented my balls.”
– Kanye West, Lloyd Banks, “Start It Up”
26.
“Button start the foreign, oh my God I’m gorgeous.”
– Kevin Gates, “2 Phones”
27.
“All I do is win win win no matter what.”
– DJ Khaled, “All I Do Is Win”