17 Flawlessly Fierce Miss Piggy Quotes That Remind Us She’s Top Bad B*tch

I’m obsessed with The Muppets. There’s no denying it. When I’m sick, my go-to movie is the 1979 Muppet film. It’s like a can of soup. But even better because it’s got puppets shouting off ridiculous one-liners. So as you can guess, I’m foaming-at-the-mouth excited for the ABC television reboot — which premieres Tuesday, September 22nd. And what better way to get psyched than with quotes from the fabulous pig we’ve all come to know and love, Miss Piggy? Though I’m still reeling from her recent split with Kermit, I’m confidant our lovely pig landed on all four feet.
The Muppets
The Muppets

1. “Haven’t you heard? One is the new two.”


2. “There is only one gift you should accept on your first date — diamonds.”


3. “I am waiting for a really strong and meaningful female pig role.”


4. “How far should a girl go on the first date? Tucson. However, if you live in Texas, you can probably go a bit farther.”


5. “Express your feelings all the time unless you’re trying to hide something.”


The Muppets
The Muppets

6. “I am a pig, and as a pig, I have always stood out.”


7. “Many people think money is something to be set aside for a rainy day. But honestly, how much money do you really need for a dozen or so hours of inclement weather?”


8. “Moi has always possessed a charm that is lethal to men.”


9. “The early bird gets the worm – which is what he deserves.”


10. “Style comes in all shapes and sizes. Therefore, the bigger you are, the more style you have.”


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11. “This, you see, is my ultimate ambition – to live a simple life with the frog I love.”


12. “You have to be going to a pretty awful place if getting there is half the fun.”


13. “When you are in love with someone you want to be near him all the time except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.”


14. “Smart cooks realize that the easiest cookbook to use is the Yellow Pages and the handiest appliance in the kitchen is the telephone.”


The Muppets
The Muppets

15. “I plan to write more books whenever I can find the appropriate writing attire and color-coordinated pen.”


16. “There is no one on the planet to compare with moi.”


17. “I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think I’m awesome. In which case you are right.” TC mark

Ari Eastman

✨ real(ly not) chill. poet. writer. mental health activist. mama shark. ✨

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