Abigail Cardi

If there’s such a thing as dating karma, using the “I’m not looking for a relationship right now” excuse is pretty much like handing the gods an engraved invitation to screw you over in the future.

Either way, tonight is as good as any to have a good ol’ fashioned Girls’ Movie Night. So put on those pajamas, and have a blast with your besties.

You’re still unclear on the idea of the Holy Spirit and why he has to be present at every middle school dance.

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard some iteration of the phrase “oh, he’s really nice and cute, but he doesn’t dress well.” Um, no, that’s not a reason not to go out with someone.

You break out the shorts when it hits 40 degrees in April.

One year, one of my friends received a phone call from two other students; these girls thought it would a good idea to make a list of everything they disliked about my friend, and read it to her.

3. Your new friends will only call you the name of your home state.