Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
You suck at being single because you feel like you’ve met EVERYONE there is to meet and quite frankly everyone’s a bore. You’ve exhausted all of your options, and you’re considering moving across the country to find someone you genuinely enjoy being around, someone who can keep up with your infinite amount of energy and someone who is just as spontaneous as you are.
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
You suck at being single because you trust NO ONE, and when you finally know someone long enough to open up to them, they end up breaking your heart anyway. You’ve been through the cycle of letting your guard down and getting hurt one too many times, and you’re considering never letting it down again.
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
You suck at being single because you’re indecisive. If someone asks you out for drinks you don’t know whether or not to give them a chance, and if you do give them a chance, you don’t know what bar to get drinks from. You’re a very likable person and there’s tons of people who want to date you, so maybe you should stop trying to decide, and just give a bunch of them a chance. You’re single, which means you don’t have to be tied down to just one person.
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
You suck at being single because you hang out with the same people all of the time, and you have been hanging out with those people basically your entire life. I know it’s hard for you to meet new people, but try and you might be pleasantly surprised with how much more fun your single life becomes.
Leo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
You suck at being single because you need someone to constantly be giving you attention, and as a single person you’re not always going to get it. You need to give yourself the love and attention you keep looking for from everyone else.
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
You suck at being single because you are way too in your own head to actually enjoy the benefits of being single. Don’t overthink why you want to spend your Friday night alone eating ice cream and watching Netflix. Don’t overthink if that cute guy was talking to you because he was genuinely interested in you, or just wanted to get you back to his apartment. Just stop thinking so much. Stay in. Go out. Date. Don’t date. You’re single, do what YOU want.
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
You suck at being single because everyone you meet falls in love with you. You’re naturally a relationship-type person just because everyone wants to be in a relationship with you. You’re really well-rounded, and metaphorically speaking in terms of modern dating you’re like one of few circles amongst hundreds of squares so you have trouble staying single for very long.
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
You suck at being single because you don’t tolerate the games of modern dating and you hate people who do, which is the majority of the single population. If someone tries to ghost, breadcrumb or any other weird verb that describes someone completely screwing you over, you give them a piece of your very assertive mind.
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
You are actually pretty great at being single. You enjoy your freedom and you have no problem living your life exactly the way you want to live it. You thrive amongst change and completely embrace new opportunities. You love being single, which is great because you’re the zodiac sign who does it best.
Capricorn
(December 22nd to January 20th)
You suck at being single because your calendar is always full. It’s full because if you’re going to do something, it has to be planned and it has to happen according to your schedule. Sometimes being single requires you to be way more flexible than you actually are. Being single for you is like a back-hand spring and you’re still working on your somersault.
Aquarius
(January 21st to February 18th)
You suck at being single because every relationship in your life whether it’s friendly or romantic must be meaningful, but sometimes when you’re single you’ll you have to have a whole bunch of relationships that are meaningless. You don’t enjoy casual, you enjoy deeply understanding who someone really is, and most times that only happens when you’re in a deep and serious romantic relationship.
Pisces
(February 19th to March 20th)
You don’t really suck at being single at all. You embrace all types of people, and don’t mind being alone. You have what most people are lacking, and that’s the understanding that being alone, and feeling alone are very different things. You don’t mind being alone because you don’t feel lonely when you are. 
