I asked a group of teachers for a list of the strangest gifts they have ever received from students. Here are my personal favorites:
1. A Dollar Store mug and candy combo with “World’s Greatest Lover” on it
2. A gift card for a bikini wax
3. A pair of fur-covered handcuffs for the teacher to use with her “Beyoncé” (fiancé)
4. Mug that says “Coffee Makes Me Poop”
5. Used hair gel
6. A rose that was actually a red lace thong (Students mistakenly buy this gift for teachers a lot.)
7. A kindergartener gave her teacher a perfume called “Sexy Thang”
8. A pack of hangers
9. A sympathy card… for the holidays
10. 3 razors, a chapstick, a toothbrush and a pencil wrapped in a rubber band
11. Kama Sutra cologne
12. Perfume and sexy underwear so the teacher can, in the student’s words, “Make your own baby!”
13. A book about how to give massages to cats
14. Chocolates that a student admitted her dad stole from the Dollar Tree
15. A copy of American Psycho wrapped in newspaper
16. A gift card to a liquor store
17. A gift bag with grapefruit and appetite suppressants
18. A box of panty liners
19. Cellulite cream
20. Body wash and shampoo in a Dollar Tree bag. 
