1.
IRAC city bitch.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) January 22, 2014
2.
The game ain't always fair and that's the thang though, you can law your heart out everyone don't get an A though.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) July 18, 2013
3.
If the opinion was written before 1900, it might as well be a Busta Rhymes album cause I won't understand a word of it. #LawSoHard
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) August 29, 2013
4.
"Who's law dictionary is that?"
"Oh shit, it's just Black's on Black's on Black's." #lawsohard— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) September 24, 2014
5.
I woke up like dis… I woke up like dis… jobless.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) August 12, 2014
6.
Ladies at da club be 12(b)6'n fellas left and right for failure to spit their game.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) July 25, 2014
7.
These hoes keep breaching their fiduciary duty of loyalty
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) June 9, 2014
8.
Listen shawty, if you tryna get dat personal jurisdiction then all you gotta do is lemme get some minimum contacts with dat booty.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) July 8, 2014
9.
Wooooooooaah oh oh OH, it’s Mr. Adversely Possess yo girl.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) July 3, 2014
10.
The 2 ways of teaching students citation form:
1) "Don't worry you'll never use that!"
2) "You've got a Bluebook don't you? Figure it out."— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) April 18, 2014
11.
You law with the best, or get summary judgment like the rest. #LawSoHard
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) April 6, 2014
12.
"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!" What about a nuisance lawsuit lil Jon? Would you turn down for that?
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) March 16, 2014
13.
The probative value of my swag is not substantially outweighed by the risk or unfair prejudice to the haters.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) January 29, 2014
14.
You wanna be in my will? Don't be a dick. He who hated gets probated. #RealTalk
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) February 4, 2014
15.
Rihanna needs to write a song about the liability shield inherent to LLC law. That thing is way more protective than an umbrella.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) December 18, 2013
16.
Y'all gon make me lose my mind! Up in here! Up in here! #InsanityDefense
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) June 4, 2014
17.
I guess I violate the Rule Against Perpetuities cause I'm gonna be holding the people's interest for a lot longer than 21 years.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) November 13, 2013
18.
If Drake's new album was any more boring it would just be a Contracts textbook.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) October 17, 2013
19.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-adderall. #LawSoHard
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) December 10, 2013
20.
Woah officer, ain't you ever heard of a Miranda warning? You gotta read them ALL OF THE RIGHTS, ALL OF THE RIGHTS.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) May 14, 2014
21.
My outfit today is definitely the proximate and actual cause of my swag.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) September 3, 2013
22.
Courts Rule Everything Around Me: C.R.E.A.M. Get the verdict, dolla dolla bill y'all.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) October 4, 2013
23.
I know I got a bad reputation… Walk around always mad reputation… #CharacterEvidence
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) October 5, 2013
24.
You can tell the 1L's by the lack of depression. #LawSoHard
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) August 22, 2013
25.
All tabbed everything. #LawSoHard
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) May 29, 2013
26.
It's grind day, from Friday, to next Friday, I been up straight for 9 days man I need a spa day. #LawSoHard
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) May 5, 2013
27.
Explain my swagger? Homie it speaks for itself: Res Ipsa Swaguitur.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) April 16, 2013
28.
So you wanna be hardcoooore,
With your suits in da courts
Talking about yo grades back in torts.— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) April 16, 2013
29.
Every break I take… Every brief I make… Every single night every word I write I'll be stressin' out. #LawSoHard
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) March 15, 2013
30.
Sumtimes I just be feelin like sum1 made me da trustee of all da world's talent and y'all are the intended beneficiaries #humbled
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) July 23, 2014
31.
First Degree Murder Inc.: We think about it very carefully before we put out a record.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) June 3, 2014
32.
Let’s get to the good part of this Barbri Family Law lecture… WE WANT PRENUP, WE WANT PRENUP!
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) May 31, 2014
33.
"I respectfully dissent," is the legal equivalent of saying "no offense," before telling someone to go fuck themselves.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) March 20, 2014
34.
College rule? No thanks. I'm about that legal pad life. Black and Yellow Black and Yellow. #LawSoHard
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) March 14, 2014
35.
No one in the courtroom got swagger like us.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) February 4, 2014
36.
Making a dope outline is like making a hot track: I'm not "copying" other artists, I'm just sampling the best parts.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) December 10, 2013
37.
Sunglasses and Advil… That final was mad real.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) December 9, 2013
38.
Let's have a toast for the douchebags… on second thought let's not. I'm in law school. There are too many douchebags and too little $$$.
— Kanye WestLaw (@Kanye_WestLaw) October 19, 2013
Hope you enjoyed! 
