53 Thoughts Everyone Has At Taco Bell
- Oh, man. I’m so high! This is going to be AWESOME!!!
- I wonder what kind of new things they have on their menu.
- I never tried their new breakfast items. I wonder if they’re any good.
- Probably not. I mean, who wants to eat Taco Bell in the morning?
- Well, if I’m hungover…maybe.
- Hmm…what should I get? So many choices. Everything’s so cheap.
- Maybe I should try something I never get.
- But why would I do that? I should just go with what I know I like.
- But pretty much everything here tastes the same anyways. Just in different rolled up forms.
- You’re holding up the line, bro. You need to make some choices.
- Why am I talking to myself like this? Whatever…
- CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH!!!!!
- Damn. I could get one of everything I love and still only spend, like, 10 bucks.
- Oh, shit!!! They got that Baja Blast!
- I fucking love Baja Blast! All about that Baja Blast life!!!
- I wish they had Baja Blast more places.
- Well, isn’t it only like Powerade and Mountain Dew mixed?
- Whatever. It’s god damn amazing is what it is.
- What the hell is a potato taco?
- Hmm…potato…cheese…
- It’s only 79 cents!? Fuck yeah, I’m gonna get one!
- Oh, what’s this other stuff that’s less than a dollar?
- I am pretty hungry.
- Fine. I’M GETTING IT ALL.
- Maybe I should have gone to Chipotle. Their burritos are huge.
- But whatever! I’m here now. Let’s do this.
- Oh, wait. Is that cashier going to judge me if I order a million things?
- I wonder if he can tell I’m high.
- He’s looking at me.
- Shit, does he know I’m high?
- It’s cool. Don’t act high.
- Whatever. Pretty sure everyone here is high as fuck.
- No one actually goes here when they’re sober do they?
- Haha no. They definitely don’t.
- Alright, cool. Placed my order. This is going to be SO GOOD.
- How the hell did I order all of that and spend nothing?
- I wonder what kind of beef they use that’s so cheap.
- Ugh, I can’t think about that right now
- Notthinkingaboutitnotthinkingaboutit.
- This Baja Blast is just as amazing as I remembered.
- My teeth kinda feel like they have a layer of wool over them now tho.
- Ha. Whatever.
- I am straight up HONGRY right now.
- Omg, omg it’s here.
- Look at ALL that food.
- IT’S PARTY TIME!! WOOT WOOT!!
- I should probably hurry up and eat everything fast before it gets cold.
- No one likes Taco Bell when it’s cold.
- So, I got like, 7 minutes to finish this?
- Phew! That was a lot of food.
- That was pretty good, I think.
- I’m a little bit sad it’s over.
- Ugh, I feel kinda weird now…
