1. You can’t get starburned!
2. Yep, it is, we just don’t use hovercrafts anymore because planes are more fashionable.
3. Have you tried Google Maps?
4. What happens if you don’t?
5. Oh honey…
6. Only one way to find out!
7. Truth in logic.
8. There’s gotta be a way.
9. Yes.
10. Ummmm.
11. “I’ve been cooking my blood into his food.”
12. Aim carefully.
13. Urgent.
14. Better turn yourself in, buddy.
15. “Does she think I made fun of her night vision?”
16. WHY?
17. I will sell you one.
18. Now that you’ve eliminated “vampire” from the list of possible answers, I’m stumped.
19. You know, the REALLY popular one.
20. “I know they have moose.”
21. Not like those fake spells.
22. Great question.
23. Am I a grandmother?
24. Gonna be a long wait.
25. I wonder if their kid will be any smarter?
26. I know I should know the answer to this but…
27. “I have been calling, calling and calling.”
28. This is awkward.
29. I see what you’re doing there.
30. I don’t know where to start with this one.
31. Just think: this person is parenting.
If your face is not permanently attached to your palm after reading this, you are a superhuman. 
