Wallflower Or Wildcard? Your MBTI Party Persona

Developmental Psychologist and best-selling author of This is Me Letting You Go and How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Personality Type, Heidi Priebe, unveils what you’re like at a party based on your Myers-Briggs personality type.

ENTP –

Spurs a massive argument then leaves.

INTP –

Smokes too much weed and wanders off from the party, accidentally ending up in the next town over.

ENTJ –

Networks the shit out of the party and wakes up with fourteen competitive job offers.

INTJ –

Takes scheduled hydration breaks in an attempt to reduce the impact of their inevitable morning-after hangover.

ESFJ –

Tells everyone else’s secrets.

ISFJ –

Spends the evening holding back the hair of whichever of their friends starts puking first.

ESFP –

Table dances.

ISFP –

Secretly hooks up with someone in the basement.

ISTJ –

Stays mostly sober and low-key judges everyone else for acting like a drunken idiot.

ESTJ –

Makes boisterous, usually offensive jokes to anyone who’s willing to listen.

ISTP –

Decides it would be fun to Unicycle on the roof and ends up in the hospital.

ESTP –

Gets into a bar fight.

INFJ –

Reluctantly holds a counseling session in the bathroom with some drunk girl they don’t know.

ENFJ –

Frantically scans the room for anyone who looks lonely, then introduces him or her to every single person at the party.

INFP –

Tells everyone at the party how much they love them and then drunk dials their ex and cries.

ENFP –

Makes BEST FRIENDS FOREVER with everyone they talk to for five minutes.