Taylor Swift—NOBODY IS ACTUALLY THAT NICE.
2. Hugs have the potential to be vaguely pornographic.
This weekend protect yourself from burning 40 minutes trying to find the perfect Netflix movie and indulge in a 90s classic.
The bottom line is that you are not other people.
3. Tom Cruise’s “wife.”
Go break a leg!
5. The Battlefields of Life (George & Martha Washington)
Like the ‘Runner Runner’ poster suggests, Justin Timberlake needs to know when to walk away.
STEVE CARELL (51). Famous role: The Office.
For reasons unknown, a predilection for scientology is often accompanied by closeted sexual preferences.