Tom Cruise

2. Hugs have the potential to be vaguely pornographic.

This weekend protect yourself from burning 40 minutes trying to find the perfect Netflix movie and indulge in a 90s classic.

The bottom line is that you are not other people.

3. Tom Cruise’s “wife.”

Go break a leg!

5. The Battlefields of Life (George & Martha Washington)

Like the ‘Runner Runner’ poster suggests, Justin Timberlake needs to know when to walk away.

STEVE CARELL (51). Famous role: The Office.

For reasons unknown, a predilection for scientology is often accompanied by closeted sexual preferences.

I really want you to know why I am the way I am.