As a new puppy owner, he’s a doting dad. It’s attractive. Yes, there’s a reason all those dudes put puppies in their Tinder profiles. YOUR DOG MAKES ME WANT TO HOOK UP WITH YOU. IT’S SCIENCE, I THINK.

Maybe they’re right and I’m wrong. I’m so entangled in your roots I can’t even see straight. What I do know is that we are a natural disaster and nothing feels more right than the earth taking back what’s hers.