The Worst Star Wars Quotes to Shout Out During Sex (Part 2)

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1) “Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”

2) “Great, kid! …Don’t get cocky!”

3) “You came in here, didn’t you have a plan for getting out?”

4) “It came from… behind!”

5) “He made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help you.”

6) “Control, control, you must learn control!”

7) “You don’t have to do this to impress me!”

8 ) “You’re lucky you don’t taste very good.”

9) “Boba Fett? …Boba Fett!!!!!”

10) “You’ll find I’m full of surprises!”

11) “Here goes nothing!”

12) “Bargon yanah coto da eethe!”*?

13) “They’re coming in too fast!”

14) “Boy, it’s lucky you have these compartments.”

15) “What’re you lookin’ at? I know what I’m doing!”

16) “I don’t know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you’ll do as I tell you, okay?!”

17) “Your powers are weak, old man.”

18) “Copy, Gold Leader. I’m already on my way out!”

19) “In time, you will call me master.”

20) “Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.”

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(*Trans. — “You’re the best!”)

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  • http://brianmcelmurry.blogspot.com/ Brian McElmurry

    awesome!

  • sinoodle

    IT'S A TRAP is nowhere!

    • Oliver Miller

      I still don't see how that works as a joke. I mean, yeah, it's a famous line. But it doesn't have much to do with sex. And for some reason, for me, the idea of someone shouting out “Boba Fett?!” during sex is way, way funnier.

      • imperfect

        a Trap is slang for a guy who looks like a girl.
        when you think a guy is a girl and they turn out to be a guy, you yell “it's a trap”

  • http://twitter.com/godworm Nicholas Cox

    Also: “Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way?”

    Also: “What an incredible smell you've discovered!”

    • stonehenge

      those are good!  but the obvious compliments of Obi wan was left out:  “it surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together” .  the other good one is when they’re approaching the death star & the guy says “Look at ths SIZE of that thing.”

  • P.B

    Literary genius at it's… best?

  • Michaelwg

    #19 is not for everyone, but still valid.

  • guest

    “It’s just like hitting womp-rats back home”

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