1. You watch ALL his Instagram Stories and he never watches yours.
GIRL. Come on now. If he doesn’t watch your Instagram Stories, he doesn’t actually care about you, your life, or your mental well-being. This is just a fact of modern dating you need to accept. Hop off his Instagram, he isn’t interested.
2. You’ve never met his mom.
Yeah, this is definitely a red flag. Meeting his mom is a sure sign that he is getting serious about you and wants to take things to the next level. If you haven’t reached that milestone by now, you may want to break things off. And, no, it’s not because he hates Staten Island. It’s because he literally has no idea who you are.
3. He never texts you back whenever you text random numbers with New York area codes and say “Is this Pete?”.
If he’s not texting you back whenever you reach out, it might be time to move on. Joe from Albany seems very interested, though, maybe you should give him a shot instead.
4. He never really listens to you.
You try and tell him about your day by commenting on his Instagram, texting Joe from Albany, and generally just shouting into the void but you never get any inclination that he’s heard you. Ugh. This is definitely a one-sided relationship. Come on, respect yourself. Leave him behind.
5. You have to make excuses for him.
Things like: he’s famous, he’s never met you, he’s busy on Saturdays with work, you don’t have his number, he doesn’t have your number, etc. You’re really starting to jump through hoops to convince yourself that he’s just playing hard to get rather than letting it sink in that he’s just not that into you.
6. You once wrote an article called “I’m Just A Girl Standing In Front Of Pete Davidson Asking Him To Love Her” and never heard from him.
I mean, you basically professed your love for him in a totally not at all creepy, very normal way and he never hit you up. I don’t think he’s interested, to be honest. And no, don’t think his phone died or he lost internet. He’s Pete Davidson, he can afford both.
7. He keeps commenting heart-eye emojis on this girl named Cazzie’s pics.
I mean, what the fuck? What other signs do you need that he’s definitely never going to leave her for you?????? Plus, LOOK AT HER. She’s perfect and talented. And you’re…you.
Maybe try Hinge.