We all do some crazy shit when we’re drunk, right? At least, I know I do. I would probably die of embarrassment if all my stories got out, but some people take pride in the stupid things they do while blacked out. Like this girl, who woke up to horrifying text messages about something she’d done the night before.
That’s right — she legitimately bought a goat while she was drunk.
https://twitter.com/Annieswartz_/status/955493281579896833
LOLOL okay I’ve never done something THAT crazy when drunk. I have no idea what I’d even do with a goat if I got one, but apparently this is not an uncommon thing???
Definitely been there before. pic.twitter.com/6UXPs8pKTp
— Dylan (@dyllyp) January 21, 2018
Make sure you get a booster seat, that kid's too small to ride in a car without one.
— pseudosoldier (@pseudosoldier) January 22, 2018
Honestly, a lot of people didn’t even really see the problem here. I guess drunk actions are really just sober desires?
@sam_alston14 @courtneyjasik this is the opposite of a problem
— daised and confused (@DaisyGlaspie) January 20, 2018
Get the goat
— Shauny💀 (@ShaunyCurran493) January 22, 2018
Money comes and goes. Take the goat.
— Noelio (@NoelyK2) January 22, 2018
I’ll take the goat
— C 🌞 (@canlynn__) January 20, 2018
Look, Annie, do Jack Farm Guy Bashs a favor and just take the goat. Think of the lifetime companionship that could come from this drunk mistake, unlike all those fuckboys the rest of us texted when we were blacked out. This could truly be a success story. 
