11 Hilarious Types Of Drunk Texts We’ve All Received At Some Point

There’s nothing that will make you question the depths of a friendship more than getting a drunk text from them in the middle of the night. As insane as the texts can be, they usually fall into one of the eleven categories. We created a sample of each and suspect you’ve probably gotten — and if we’re being honest, sent — quite a few of these in your life:

1. The Play-By-Play:

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2. The Ominous Location:

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3. Ms. Memory Bank:

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4. The White Knight:

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5. “Did You Leave?”:

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6. Possibly Alcohol Poisoning, Possibly FBI Informant Code:

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7. The Wild Card:
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8. The Bro Love:

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9. Silicon Valley:

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10. The One That Got Away:

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11. The Pocket Dial or Tequila Shots?:

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