14 Terribly Hilarious Phrases Only People Who Play Crusader Kings 2 Will Get

1. “Celibate son? No problem. Here’s to banging his wife.”

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2. “I’m going to kill my son.”

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3. “Give me a goddamn son already…”

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4. “I hate the Pope…”

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5. “I need to figure out how to breed this out.”

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6. “Okay, just how many bastard children do I have?”

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7. “Messalian is the true religion. Incest and at peace with Catholics? Fuck yes!”

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8. “Give me all the children.”

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9. “I need to impregnate one of my vassals… My wife won’t give me a son.”

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10. “Where are all the lustful women?”

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11. “I killed the Pope.”

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12. “How can I kill my prisoners en masse?”

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13. “My spymaster just reported there’s a plot against me and…he’s the leader of the plot.”

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14. “WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING DIE ALREADY?”

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All hail the mighty ruler! TC mark

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