The 25 Best Times Someone Failed At Facebook/Life
By Zoe Young
1.
If you want to impress your music buff friends, make sure to mention Kirk Cobain. Very obscure.
2.
A true Renaissance man.
3.
Everyday I’m shuffling………………further and further into the wretched depths of despair.
4.
That’s right; I’m just passionate. About jello shots.
5.
Someone please tell this poor man about the double consonant rule.
6.
If you ever see me wistfully staring off into the distance it’s because I’m remembering the times when all of my closest girlfriends and I would get together on Friday nights and pray.
7.
No, I’m not talking about the Johnny Depp/Leo DiCaprio movie. I’m talking about that riveting documentary about the vineyard with the aphid problem.
8.
And how’s that working out for you?
9.
I don’t know who will find what first.
10.
I can’t believe I’ve been saying it wrong.
11.
It’s good to see people taking an interest in colon health.
12.
♫ It’s just emulsions takin’ me over ♫
13.
I’m sure you’ll find that special owner someday.
14.
I guess you should try everything once?
15.
We specialize in something kind of weird.
16.
Me too.
17.
It’s amazing how one website has taught us all about friends.
18.
He did what?! Wait, get on Facebook and tell me everything.
19.
The MOST random thing? Okay. Um…… Banana!
20.
You laugh, but seriously. Try it.
21.
It’s a pretty long book but worth a read.
22.
But not both.
23.
Get moneys.
24.
These six will forever be remembered as legends of music. “Crawling” is the Gregorian chant of our time. “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” is 1997’s “4” 33’”. And Toxicity is today’s Well Tempered Clavier.
25.
One of the most prevailing ideologies of our time.