We all agree breasts are awesome, right? And I don’t mean, like in some creepy ‘I’m staring at your tits’ kinda way. I mean they’re tits – they’re supercool.
I’ve been swapping languages with a friend of mine. He desperately wants to improve his facility with English. And for some odd reason he thought I could help him. Poor guy.
Being ironic, being detached, in a word, being cool feels very important in our uber-fast tech-driven world of slick appearances and curated social media identities.
First things first, there are some obvious omissions. You won’t find a version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, or even the Christmas Is All Around from Love, Actually.
Okay, first things first. Do you know what a “love doll” is? Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is. It’s a synthetic life-sized doll that people have sex with.
To most of the world, I am merely just another black guy. Fine. They can have their opinion and I can have mine.
Leftovers? You better not throw that food away; not until it sprouts white hairy mold like Don King was its baby-daddy.
This week begins a long month that’s known (at least in America and Canada) as the holidays. There’s Hanukkah, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, the College Bowl Games.
I know what you may be expecting, but I guarantee this isn’t another article written to say, in a clever but dismissive way, “You crazy for this one, Kanye!” Not at all.
If you love to sip on the madness of motion, or if you’re just curious what it feels like to fly like an eagle, or slice down a mountain on skies, but would never do it yourself… this is your chance to taste the thrill of motion, from the safety and comfort of wherever you are.