One thing different about Taiwan and America is that we view our naked old men completely differently.
1. It’s been years since your parents slept in the same bed.
After a couple of hours, I had acquired a large frigate with like 40 cannons on it; I thought, ain’t no sucka running up on me.
My dad tells me not to date one girl for too long because he thinks I’m missing out. But I think, not being in a relationship is a form of missing out too.
There you have it — at least one person saw it coming.
“Dude those are so fresh,” I said. And they were. They were Converse All-Star High-Tops, Hawaiian flower print edition—available only to select Chinese retailers in 2012—and they looked hella clean.
“You know what Zach? For as long as I’ve known you I’ve always thought you were either autistic or had Asperger’s.”
A small voice comes from inside of you: “never?”
If you haven’t heard already, Gucci Mane is on the warpath.
Girls who won’t hold a grudge if a true, genuine sorry has been given.