I admire Joe. Like most people, the prospect of homelessness terrifies me to my very core.
There’s nothing noble or heroic about running around at three in the morning with a backpack full of paint cans and a hard-on in your pants.
There’s no way that everyone with a unibrow isn’t completely insane.
You can build yourself a lovely little bubble and try to seal away the outside world, but I will find a way to penetrate it with my itchy trigger fingers.
Liberalism is based on wishful thinking, and the problem with wishful thinking is that it can get you killed.
Dev Hynes—a black musician and producer who performs under the name Blood Orange—was jumped along with his girlfriend by security following a performance at Lollapalooza during which he had given a speech on racism and police brutality.
I am what I am, and what I am is a terrible person.
The most obvious sexual double standard when it comes to fighting is that a man is forbidden from hitting a woman, even if she hits him first.
Everything Weird Al does is terrible, and everyone who likes him should be thrown down a flight of stairs in front of their loved ones.
Do yourself a favor and learn to love your privilege. There are enough people out there who will hate it on your behalf.