I’ve watched plenty of football games. I try to engage. I ask questions. I attempt to learn. But despite my efforts, I just can’t understand football. Here are six reasons why.
Please don’t make me feel stupid for asking what’s in something. Do me a favor and just answer the damn question like it’s not weird!
Boston girls are wicked smaht, passionate, straightforward, and are some of the most amazing girls in America. Some people just don’t get it. Sucks to be them.
You have pale or as the ever-tactful beauty industry calls it “fair” skin.
Sounding out words never has and never will work for you.
Here is a quick guide to help you make the most out of your own personal pity party: