What Your Drink Of Choice Says About You

1. Whiskey

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“I’m an adult. This is what adults drink. I am sophisticated.”

A separate class from you beer and cocktail drinkers.

2. Scotch

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“I am more of an adult. I am a rich adult.”

You probably also have daddy issues.

3. Tequila

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“I came for two things: To party, and to throw up everywhere.”

Or you’re from the Southwest.

4. Cheap Beer

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“I just want to get drunk for as cheap as possible.”

Taste is nothing compared to price.

5. Micro-brew Beer

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“Where are the hops from?”

The seasonal ingredients, location specific hops, and months of artisanal craft brewing all leads to one thing: your desire for a beer with higher ABV, and smugness.

6. Anything ‘and Coke’

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“I don’t like drinking.”

7. Vodka Soda

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“How many calories did we burn walking here?”

You’re clearly not drinking for the taste, and probably obsess over everything you eat.

8. Simple Cocktail

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“What’s between rail and top shelf?”

Martini, Dark and Stormy, Gin and Tonic, Vodka Tonic, whatever. You’re okay with paying $10 for a two-ingredient drink you could have just made at home.

9. White Russian

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“That’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

You own a copy of ‘The Big Lebowski’ on Blu-Ray.

10. Complicated Cocktail

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“The eclectic tastes and particular ingredients show off how unique I am. This twist of orange peel matches my shirt.”

If it’s more than four ingredients and there’s a line at the bar, you’re an ass.

11. Margarita

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“¡Hola!”

You’re either at a Mexican restaurant, think you’re the like of the party, or went on a Spring Break trip years ago that you still never shut up about.

12. Caffeinated Fruit-Flavored Malt Liquor

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“Wooooooo!”

Four Loko, Joose, Sparks, either way, your drinking started in high school, and it was probably your glory days. TC mark

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