The 9 Best Excuses To Get Out Of Drinking

Here are nine (albeit slightly ridiculous) ways to get out of it, some of which assume you are a badass out to start some trouble.
Here are nine (albeit slightly ridiculous) ways to get out of it, some of which assume you are a badass out to start some trouble.
3. When illustrated with GIFs, these lists tend to make me literally laugh out loud at inappropriate times.
I may have frostbite that requires medical attention, after waiting three hours in the bitter, below-freezing cold last night outside Club Monaco in New York City, and not meeting Mindy Kaling.
So what if I’ve never had a boyfriend? I’ve been busy getting stuff done, getting stellar grades, running a newspaper, kicking butt at my job.