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What I Learned From a Woman Who Lusts After Objects

Truly, she has found the antidote to the human challenges of abandonment and inevitable change. And quite honestly, her lust for these buildings seems much more wholesome than those chicks who covet rock stars and rich guys. Being “in love” with someone in the traditionally romantic sense turns the beloved into an object anyway.

What I Learned from a Porn Star

In a way, Oprah and Marianne Williamson are as insidious and harmful as supermodels and June Cleaver to collective lady consciousness; as success objects, they represent a synthetic enlightenment that I just can’t reach — conceptually they inhabit an odorless, exquisitely decorated, taupe universe that seems inconceivable in any three dimensional reality.