21 Disney Employees Tell The Craziest Thing They’ve Ever Seen At The Park

19. BettyFuckinCrocker

Former WDW Cast Member. I swear most of my crazy stories come from working there. Things I’ve seen…
(more than once) Adult drop trouser and take a dump next to a line of people and walk off laughing.
A mother climb a tree and swing down in the middle of another family’s meet and greet with Beast. She didn’t want to wait in line.
Three people in wheelchairs in the same tree at another time. I have no idea.
A man try to swim in Cinderella’s moat during fireworks. I was guarding the ropes, I tackled him. 5.Snow White being thrown over the shoulder of a drunk man in EPCOT in an attempts to carry her away.
A brazilian tour group beat the crap out of Donald Duck.
Nights Of Joy- is Hell on earth. The park is open to Christian youth groups and has Christian rock bands preform. During these nights extra staff is put on and extra security because there is sex and drugs and theft happening around every corner. My managers were preparing us for it. They said if you see a bush rustle kids ARE having sex behind it. the bathrooms have to be checked every 5 mins, and Any ride that goes dark for more that 3 seconds will have randy teenagers whipping their junk out. Those nights…those terrifying nights .


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