21 Disney Employees Tell The Craziest Thing They’ve Ever Seen At The Park

15. O7Knight7O

Not a cast member, but I witnessed a cast member do this: I was in line at Disney Land California with a group of Japanese teenage tourists were ahead of me in line. I speak Japanese, so I could understand that they were making fun of Americans. They were mostly saying things to the effect of “On TV they seem so cool, but all of these Americans are so fat and ugly.” They were laughing and even occasionally pointing at people. I was just staying quiet but then one of the cast members who evidently also spoke Japanese walked up to them and told them in perfect Japanese “You guys should really be careful, most Americans can speak Japanese.” They all froze up and looked around at people, many of whom were giving them dirty looks. I nodded at them like I was backing him up, and they were horrified. They all left the line promptly afterward.

16. steakandasideofsteak

Grad nite 2007: I was walking out of the space mountain breakroom, and saw one of my guy friends at the then “Honey I shrunk the audience” look like he was about to vomit, and one of my girl friends who was laughing hysterically. Apparently in the dark of the theater, some girl decided this would be a good time to go down on her boyfriend. Little did she know, about halfway into the show, one of the effects is this little tube that comes wiggling out of the seat to simulate mice running by your legs. This hit her throat, she bit down, and he was bleeding pretty profusely. A grad nite to remember!
Other crazy space mountain stories usually involved stupid people jumping in/out of moving cars/the track. The two I remember the most:
1- this guy was separated from his wife getting into the first row because he wasn’t paying attention and the gates closed. Space mountain has a very delicate time system, and generally we don’t have enough time to re-open gates. I was trying to shout across the track and tell him that we would pull his wife out so they could be re-joined, but I guess the CM checking lap bars asked and she said she didn’t mind and didn’t want to be pulled out. So he solves this problem (was he too scared to ride alone? just a dick? I will always wonder…) by JUMPING INTO THE TRACK LIKE AN ASSHOLE to chase after her car when the gates opened. My first time that I ever had to hit the emergency stop.
2- a rather tall man was sitting in the back row, and looked really uncomfortable. I asked him if he was SURE he wanted to ride, as his legs were smashed against the seat in front of him, and he assured me that he did. Next thing I know, I turn around as see him climbing down one of the flights of stairs leading up into the attraction. This asshole decided he wanted to get out, and because he was so tall, the lapbar didn’t go down so far as to lock him in the ride. It just boggles my mind that he decided to climb out in a pitch black area, where he has no idea where any stairways/walkways are, and just take his chances that he wont fall into a track and be crushed by a ride vehicle.


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